 Take her to St. Mark's Square in Venice and scream at the top of your lungs, "I love this woman!"It worked for the guy in the commercial. Ok, he followed this announcement with a diamond ring and it was only then that the shallow bitch reciprocated with feelings of her own, but you shouldn't go after materialistic gold diggers anyway. Focus on women who will admire your unabashed, unwavering views and watch them swoon. |
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